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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy

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    Wake n bake

    coffee n biff in bed

    footy for young un at 11

    that coach better buckle up his ideas today instead of dreaming about his golf session in the afternoon.
     
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  2. The Arnhem Bridge

    The Arnhem Bridge Not606 Godfather

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    Prediction thread, mate...
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    @Chief
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    So that visit to the dentist is turning out to be the tooth extraction from hell.

    After the trauma of actually taking it out, I've now discovered that it's perforated my sinus above the jaw. So rinsing my mouth as they suggest, and water is coming out of my nose. Can also hear air bubbles leaking into it when I blow my cheeks out.

    Cool party trick maybe, but looks like another trip to the dentist is on the cards to try and sort it out ffs
     
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  5. duggie2000

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    Sounds like the blow job from hell
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Yeah thankfully I ain't giving any <laugh>
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    *zips flies back up*
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Not what you said last night…
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... more like you got date drugged and have taken one up the ainey tbh ... ouch!
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I ain't judging any of you lads.

    But y'all as gay as they come.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Only a poof would think like that tbh.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What a **** start to the day. ****ing dog managed to rob a little paint by numbers white paint pot. Looked like she had rabies so I've had to bath her.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Solid_Air 2

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    Pissing it down here. Opened door to let the dog out who took one look and just went back and curled up on her rug though pound to a penny if i put my coat on she would be straight up .
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    What did she paint? ... any good?
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Luv took the number book away so the dog didn’t know where to put the paint
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Another trip to the emergency dentist this morning. Had to have the tooth socket sewn up after the extraction had perforated my sinus.

    Rapidly not becoming much of a fan of the dentist
     
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  18. Munson Owns Fosse

    Munson Owns Fosse Any holes a goal

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    I did a @Libby

    went out into Southampton and ended up in a bird’s bed last night

    had to get my mate to pick me up and take me home <diva>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Did your wife mind?
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    She picked him up ...
     
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