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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    **** init.<whistle>

    Someone has to up the ante here with a deep cuss of some kind, or at least a ****in swear word. One will do. the pair of virgins handbaggin away<rofl>
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    On the contrary my very own personal creepy stalker type... you have provided me with a perfect opportunity to address both your hypocrisy and your typical dishonest, crass and low class comments ..

    The history is that I once posted a pic of my girlfriend at Uni in response to some comments from Comm... she would have been 21 at the time - she is now 61 - it would have been a couple of years back - so long in terms of the pic itself that there was no danger of anyone recognising her ... but she was smoking hot, for any bloke with a pulse ... this caused a furore for a a tiny number of posters, amongst them your hero, Stan, who gave me dog's abuse for posting it, for reasons I did not really understand ... as such I gave him some back and suggested that if he couldn't keep his missus happy, I would step in to give him a hand ... assault was never a factor, other than in your warped mind... I never had any problems in getting a warm welcome.

    The suggestion was purely tongue-in-cheek as I have been with my missus for over 25 years, have never cheated on her and never would - so your latest accusation is just further evidence of what a scummy little **** you really are - perhaps you are a Stan clone account? You certainly have many shared characteristics...

    One of the reasons behind my jokey suggestion was that I had started a contract in Weybridge, just down the road from Stan at that time ... contrary to your warped view, I don't take life too seriously so invited Stan to meet for a friendly beer after work at one of the pubs down by the canal ... not entirely surprisingly he didn't take me up on the offer, preferring to continue to fire insults and snidey remarks from the anonymity of his keyboard... not then that surprising that he was your hero and that you seek to emulate him with your own posting ...

    Finally, I'll share one of my earliest experiences on the Prem board ... one of my earliest posts on here after we got promoted got a lot of attention from your hero ... I then got a PM from a long term and very well respected poster from the Liverpool board... he cautioned me not to disclose too much personal information to Stan due to experiences of other 'Pool posters for whom Stan had posted pics of their local boozers or where they lived having stalked them ... as such, I can wholeheartedly understand why he was such a personal hero to you fella.
     
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  3. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Really no need to explain yourself mate, we all know where your at. We may take the piss at times but i don't think many (if any) are serious.

    You keep posting what you want mate and **** them that are scared to do the same <ok>



    (not sure if that comes over how i mean it but i am on your side with this, will still take the piss in future)
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    As a gamer, not only is it bad for kids, but it makes games a worse product.

    Be gone ffs
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Appreciated fella... biggest problem I ever have is hypocrisy ... it was Stan that created the 'Wid ye' thread ... then lost his **** at an implied 'did' post ... and the few that had a problem with me posting a historic pic were simultaneously high fiving Sky for posting pics of the birds he was actually shagging in real time <doh>

    #AgeistCunts
     
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    There's definitely some jealousy and envy when it comes to you, Fosse. Pieguts is definitely one of the posters to which that applies. Everything you do pisses him off but your posts are never about him. That tells it's own story.
     
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  7. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Stan was special, i called him a plank and he put me on ignore <laugh>
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    The obsession is certainly one way mate ... don't think I have ever found a post of his interesting enough to respond to unless it was directed at me on a personal level ... no big deal ... perhaps I should take it as a compliment? I'm still irresistible <laugh>
     
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  9. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Pieflaps put Windy on ignore because he found his posts 'irritating' on the old Politics thread ... sound familiar? ... I called him a twat for that and he has been obsessed with me ever since ... hmmmm? <laugh>
     
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  11. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    He told the rest of us he put you on ignore cos you were an embarrassment to United fans and didn't wanna be associated with you ...
























    actually he said you were a **** but I want to spare your feelings <whistle>
     
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  12. Diego

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    He was probably right on both counts <laugh>
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I know fosses wise enough to know i only take the piss at his pics/age in jest and thick skinned enoigh not to gove a **** anyway.

    Gwan ya old tart:emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  14. Diego

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    He wouldn't still be on here if he couldn't take it <ok> <laugh>
     
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  15. pieguts

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    Lots of words to confirm that you did indeed threaten to sexually assault another’s posters misses. The rest of your post is just your normal deflection tactics. The bit about your happy marriage is quite touching. You have so much respect for your misses, you feel the need to post pictures of your past conquests. I must remember on my wife’s birthday to include a photo of an ex, with her roses, whilst bragging how “smoking hot” she was. It’s fine though as the lady in question isn’t aware you are sharing a photo of her with strangers. What a quality response from you and shows what little respect you have for the opposite sex <laugh>
    Finally, I don’t have heroes, especially not on an anonymous football forum, as unlike you I’m not that insecure that I constantly need to seek approval from strangers.
     
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  16. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Ahh bless, Fosse’s own little cape crusader trying to ride to his rescue…<laugh>
    I know you’re late to the party but you do post some ****. Fosse decided to make it personal with me a long while back and after realising just how thin skinned he is, it’s fun every now and again to stir the pot.
    Mischievous **** absolutely, jealousy and envy…nope got the wrong guy.
     
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  17. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    How is life in that fantasy land you live in. The only thing correct in that statement is that I had, note the word had, Windy on ignore for a while.
     
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  18. pieguts

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    Stan did have the knack of getting under people’s skin, mine included, and contrary to Fosse’s version of events, Stan was never a favourite poster of mine.
     
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    They were more insightful and thought-provoking than irritating but it’s all ancient history now.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Anyone else get the feeling there's some kinda swinger stuff going on here?
     
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