Well fookin hell, just drove home, house on the corner 2 streets away from us, have their fecking Christmas tree up, lights on, the full works,wtf.
No mate, they're an elderly white couple. We sat here earlier, taking the piss, then thought, wonder if one of them is terminal and love Christmas so they're doing it before the sad event. They are always the first to have them up but it's normally 2nd/3rd week of November.
That’d be the ultimate total cringe scrotum shrinker, if you took the piss in passing & they dropped that.
Early Christmas decorations is a shocker tbf like. Topped off only by those absolute **** knuckles who cover every available inch of their roof, walls & front garden with cheap, tacky lights ffs. That should be outlawed on the grounds of public decency.
I hate it too, we have one house not far from us, who goes full National Lampoon, but he raises a couple of grand each year for the Air ambulance so I can forgive him but the rest of them,nah. Our local co op had part of an isle with Christmas crap from last Saturday, boils my piss
