Off Topic The Burly Arms

ain't that true.

I had to replace both rears recently. Went I went to the tyre garage I asked for a couple of budget tyres.

They just laughed at me.

 

Like the Touareg. Hate the Touran.

Turning circle of an oil tanker.

 

I just sat in remorse for half of the day. I'm okay now mate. Thanks

 

The one you need is always "Ooh that's a special size mate" FFS.

 

That's how I felt after pissing on that hedgehog.

 

Something tells me I might regret asking but I was supposed to the other night and forgot...

How the **** did that happen?

 

It was an accident, I was just pissing in hedgerow and focusing on a little patch and it started to move, I did apologise.

 

'it started to move'

Probably had worse tbf.

 

I'm currently helping Pete have a tag meltdown on the politics thread... someone - dunno who, @Stan? - was doing tags which were getting him wound up so thought I'd join in.

He keeps deleting them and then ranting about lefties

 

Watching Blackadder and getting chonged

It's funny as ****

 

Tell the fat **** from me that I was at Stan Jr's cricket from 4pm - 9pm. He's obsessed with me!

We won by 35 runs. Win the next one and it's league champions time.

 

I've been doing them all day haha

He doesn't like the 'Pete's wife loves bbc'



'Pete can't see his own Willy'

 

His latest post:

"mentally ill leftie scum is obsessed about my wife, my properties, my business
he would love to have one of them but he knows he couldn't deal with it"

 

Has his illiterate Brummie gimp been hanging out of his fat arse all afternoon?

 

I don't generally contribute mate, have the odd skim, not read anything from him today just saw him going mad so thought I'd join in

 

Petes wife loves bbc

 

My latest are "immrigants love 2k donations" and "teenage girls are best older ones despise me"

 

What's funny is if you start to type say something like 'fat' then you can see all previous ones that have been used.

Thread has been tag abused in past

 

Who's doing them tags