Off Topic The Burly Arms

You've probs got wax build up, which is trapping the water. Phone the GP and ask for an appt to have your ears syringed.

They don't actually syringe them, they use an irrigation machine to wash out the wax. Another service is microsuction, similar thing except they use a a little powerful hoover thing to suck the wax out.

 

I sound like a right tramp now.

 

****in hell

How did it all end up in the end mate ?

 

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

Yeh fuk all that @Libby did you get some **** on your finger or wha?

 

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Been out for a pint with the oldest and his mates, nice bunch of lads. Didn't hang around long though.

 

Painted all day to the accompaniment of Lana Del Rey.

Off for a walk, pizza or pasta at the half way stage.

 

The New album is decent but it's not as good as NFR.

 

Looking forward to going somewhere, anywhere.

 

Put your speedos on and run a warm bath. Close your eyes and you can pretend that you're swimming in a tropical ocean

 

Get some Imperial Leather soap and pretend you're in a spa.

 

Innit

@Tel just needs to use his imagination.

 

Or just piss yourself.

 

Beautiful simplicity.

One man's urine soaked Y fronts are another man's tropical paradise.

 

Back to work today.

 

I’m glad I don’t get all excited Libby style when I’m about to assassinate the poontang…you lads would tell me to make my own thread blah blah…stop de railing thread every week blah blah

Good morning people

 

About time you state sponging freeloaders got back to the office.

Love Boris