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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Has there ever been a more inevitable post, ffs?
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    Pot noodles belong in the 1980's bro.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You’re that lad who turns up at McDonalds saying the burgers are better from the local butcher.
     
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    Just easy to get quality ramen these days though. Loads of choice for instant noodles. Even Tesco's import decent noodles from Korea and Japan these days and you can pick them up for pence.

    Pot noodles are 3am tucker from the local garage after a night in the K-Hole
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

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    Nobody cares P-Dogg
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Yeah okay, the blue Chow Mein ones then <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    What do folk think about electric scooters. Menace to traffic and pedestrians or a solution to inner city traffic and pollution ?
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    2nd one.

    Had amy eye on a pure for a while tbh just waiting for a reasonably priced crackhead to present me one
     
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    Yeah they seem ripe to provide some income for smackheads etc.

    I reckon those things are perfect for town centres. I know folk are losing their **** about them because they are on pavements etc. But that’s down to poor infrastructure design

    make them legal, get folk to get insurance and provide more cycle/scooter lanes and that’s a massive inner city problem solved IMO
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

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    Fifth day at the office in my last contract. Thinking about dropping my first work poo. Significant moment tbh.
     
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    Working today. Getting ahead with stock as I’ve got a 5 day event starting Weds.

    It’s at some posh house and gardens, so should be populated with Pippa and Jeremy types with plenty of disposable.

    Still a bit crocked from head butting the sand last week so it’s gonna be a slog lugging **** around, but it should be worth it for some decent coin
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just lift some antiques from the house if you have a slow week bro. Man’s gotta get paid.
     
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    yeah always need a plan B
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

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    There’ll be a 1968 Defender somewhere on the grounds, keys will be under the seat. Should fetch a few nicker bro.
     
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    I can load up the back with antique vases and possibly a grandfather clock if somebody will give me a hand.
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    @Sucky
     
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    Sucky what you doing later this week bro ?
     
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    only good thing about employment was knowing as you sat having a leisurely dump that each squeeze meant a few more shekels were earned .
     
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    Whatever i want same as most weeks <laugh>
     
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    You fancy helping me relive Lord and Lady Blatherington-Smythe of around £50k of Antique Vases and Paintings ?

    The getaway vehicle is real slow like so we’re gonna have to be cute about it.
     
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