Off Topic The Burly Arms

The needles have got a mild poison in them.

I used to get my shins shredded by them tearing down single tracks, until I discovered long socks.

 

I don't remember any issues other than it hurting lots, I was forever falling off my bike after trying some stupid stunt.

 

Mrs luv has bought wind chimes, I'll give it a week before a neighbour turns up with a baseball bat.

 

Just on the way to sit through a 1 hour ballet lesson for 3-5 year olds.

Prey for Quesadaad ​

 

Mrs luv banned me from taking my daughter when she was little, they would run over by an hour and I wasn't having it and would just take her out of the lesson and go home.

 

An hour! Yeah bollocks to that.
Taking fifty quid with me because ‘obviously’ she needs the tutu, tights and shoes.
Will keep you informed about how much change I get

 

You have my sympathy I hated her going there posh as **** and super expensive. When they do shows they had to buy 3 or 4 outfits. I binned it off pretty quick and told Mrs luv I don't want to hear a thing about it.

 

Not actually getting a lot of work done today. But you can see why.

****in beauty of a day down here today

 

all 3 of mine have done it ... I've really enjoyed it tbf ... eldest was very good .... danced in The Scarlet Pimpernel in the West End back in 2006 with the London Children's ballet and did 3 or 4 English Youth ballet productions which are all with the Royal Ballet ... Youngest currently doing grade 8 and has lessons twice a week ... help keeps them really fit and nowt better for posture etc ...

 

Right. Sash window is sorted. Just needed the retaining strips moving in a bit and then planing off a bit where the sash slides.

Bottom of the frame is wet though, which is why it’s swelled. Gonna have to leave that to dry out, whack some wet rot hardener on it. Then sand it all back and paint it again.

 

Beer o'clock by me.

 

@luvgonzo
7 quid change!!
Didn’t run over though. Small victories.

 

Tip of the iceberg mate.

 

So locked myself out earlier and had to climb through a window. Some randomer only went and phoned the old bill ffs

 

Sorry about that, you do look dodgy tbf.

 

And rightly so.

Dont forget ya keys.



Im currently defrosting my freezer.

Broke a few of these in my time by chiselling off the ice with a hammer and a knife lol.

Will just leave it to do its melty thing this time

 

They actually turned up quite quickly.

"Are you sure this is your house?"

"Nah mid burglary I decided to stop and cook some bacon"

****ing idiots.

 

I've done hairdryer and kitchen knife in past when I've been in a rush. Your last line is a good call

 

Oh and also my oven decided to stop working last night, fan works, lights on, but no heat.

Got a guy coming from curries on Monday to have a look at it, not even a year old ffs.

Dickheads