Off Topic The Burly Arms

... until she finds what's left of her mum in the fridge ...

 

Get wedged in your chair, stick the togger on, grab one of your rum bottles and get off your nut mate.

There’s no other option.

 

Luv having to feign a heart attack to be allowed out of the house

 

It's been quite nice getting out a bit more tbh.

I try to avoid getting into too many conversations as the father in law will start banging on about Trump being great or how the Tories do a great job. Even worse if there's a gay person on the tele as he'll go right off on one.

 

I couldn’t put up with that **** mate. I’m about as laid back as they come, but that would turn me into an axe wielding maniac if that was going on in my house.

 

Everyone is entitled to an opinion mate, I clamp down on the gay bashing if he goes too far.

 

He’s giving you an in there like.

As my auld fella is a raging old racist Tory, but I put that one to bed years ago, when he came out with some racist **** over a Sunday lunch when my kids were up. Even though they weren’t kids at the time, I just levelled him, and said ‘I’m not having that kind of **** in my house’ so either leave it there or leave.

 

Yes, been there with the racist comments and it doesn't happen anymore.

 

Right I'm off for a walk.

 

You don’t seem very laid back bro, you always bitchin about something.

 

**** off. I’m as cool as a cucumber

****

 

That’s better.

 

Actually forgot wtf you're even on about now bro but nice to see whatever it was hasn't bothered you too much ffs

Weapon

 

Sucky bodied by Fosse then plays the ‘Can’t remember’ card. Ewsh.

 

Ignorance is bliss Sucksta ... just ask Ponky

 

What ?

 

Lol Get a new gig Liam.

 

One day I'll read one your posts and be like "what? That's new"

 

Luv gonna go full Falling Down one day and butcher the entire population of his town on the way to buy a newspaper

 

A day on which we'll all celebrate a modest triumph of adult education and the commitment of the mature student ... go you bruv