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  1. Sucky

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    Sometimes I'll rip open my Haribos so they explode and go all over the floor so I don't have to give her one.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

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    Just try the mushrooms ffs.
     
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    Just tell her you have a headache instead.

    Copyright #Fossejokes.com
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    <laugh>

    Well done for finding that Python gif again btw.
     
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    Walking your dog you say, on a footpath for dog walkers, with wild garlic at the base of a tree....

    Yum.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    This wild garlic soup is a little 'acidic' love.

    What else did you put in it ?
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Fosse been eating yellow garlic?
     
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  8. Lovearsenalcock

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    better than the brown garlic
     
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  9. Sucky

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    Matter of taste I suppose
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    We are on a country road ... for what it's worth ... same one as this was taken on ... very little traffic

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    Traffic? I was talking about dog piss mate.
     
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  12. Sucky

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    And you can clearly see traffic tracks ffs.
     
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    Traffic of every kind ... we are very fortunate where we live ...top of the road is a bridle path which takes you across fields then on to those narrow country roads ... love the isolation ..

    Mind you if dog piss is your thing ... <laugh>
     
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    Thanks for educating me on the countryside mate, it’s not like I live in a hamlet in the middle of nowhere on a single track lane or anything.........there’s defo not loads of dogs either, I mean farmers and country folk never keep dogs like.
     
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    They do indeed ... but they don't all run for mlies just to congregate on a wild garlic patch for communal pissing <laugh>

    Prefer to saute mine in butter tbf ...
     
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    Brilliant Poirot ... you do get the odd car but they don't tend to piss much <doh>
     
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    No1 rule of foraging, don't eat the verge side fodder.

    For the reasons outlined above.
     
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    Positively heaving ... <laugh>

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    common sense imo
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    ... or if it's close by to a very narrow road with no passing spaces ... simply give it a good wash ... <laugh>
     
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