Off Topic The Burly Arms

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  1. JakartaToon

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    Looks like my back garden.
     
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    Sucky only deals in cash so can’t buy the flowers online
     
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    She lives bout 8mins away bro it wasn't a problem
     
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    Surely he supplies to someone who has a credit card and could do it for him as a form of bartering.

    Actually sounds like quite a good money laundering scheme and no one will think the guy is buying drugs from Interflora.
     
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    Imagine tryna make someone feel bad about getting someone flowers.

    Jax the devil
     
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    Flower shops are actually very popular fronts for such things. Always be suspicious of them.
    As are market stalls.
     
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    Jax didn’t get his wife flowers

    He will have sent the servants
     
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    Nah i reckon he grew her a bunch from his arse<whistle>
     
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    I am at the stage in our marriage where romantic gestures like that are no longer required - she would rather I just keep sending the cash.
     
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    Sending?

    You pay her not to live with you?
     
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    smart guy is Jax
     
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    I dunno bro. Coulda just pissed her off nice and proper and had her move out for free like.
     
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    She is living in UK, I am working here. Its the secret to a long and happy marriage.
     
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    Another locked down Paddy's Day <wah><wah>
     
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    Still Christmas though, so not all bad.
     
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    Shame you can't raise a pint of Guinness today.

    But Happy St Paddy's day mate, all the same

    :D
     
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    That looks wicked mate. Really stylish.

    Last St Paddy's day I spent in Ireland was back in 2010 when I used to go to Lahinch. Remember getting absolutely twatted at a pub called Kenny's and then the boys (all about 10 years younger than me) we're up for a surf at dawn the next day. I'd never thrown up in the surf before, but 10 pints of Guinness doesn't look good when it comes back up.
     
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