No mate ... you probably would fancy me ... it's been the bane of my life tbf ... but I see your adoration more as hero worship... no suppressed sexual frustration like Ponky and his lost love from the Spurs board
Some of us have to work mate ... but if you are still feeling a bit lonely, nobody is going to judge. Probably less costly than all those calls to the Spurs club shop ... just on the off chance
If anything ever summed up what an utter bell end Liam Gallagher is, it's this gif. Knobhead personified, utter cretin of a man. I'd be very insulted if I was @Tel