Off Topic The Burly Arms

Exjews me?

 

Will jew mind your own business?

 

I Aint even asked you anything... Not Shofar

 

Auba's?

 

Wheres the Jewish pun bruv?

Come back when you have one

 

Treble swanning in here and ****ing it right up.

Wadda Schmuck

 

Absolute piss take boppin in here with his size 7s ignoring pun chains like some fukin noob.

Needs to sort his fukin life out tbh

 

What you babylon about now Sucky?

 

Nah you fuked it now, appreciate the effort and that but it's just not the same.

Nice one

 

Sorry bro.

Happy Hanukkah

 

Just stop man, it's gonna take me a few days alright.

 

Let me know when you move on to christians, I'll come back then

 

Gotta do a ****ing stool sample tomorrow. Makes me feel old as **** and not looking forward to it.

 

Just don't try pushing the whole turd in the little bottle thing and you will be fine mate .

 

Best to **** on some paper and cut the poo into sections.

Save the rest in the freezer for the next time.

 

Must admit I thought the pot was gonna be bigger than what it is

Did ask if I could just not turn up at the lab do my business and leave but apparently that's not the done thing. So much for employee perks.

 

What is it a drug test or summin for work?

 

Since when did they use stool samples for drug tests ffs

Testing for some bacterial infection in my stomach. Pylori i think it's called.

 

That why I asked lmfao.. Was thinking "Nahh someone was trying to be kinky with your **** bro" .

 

My Mrs got sent a "kit" which you were had to catch the poo then use a ridged stick ,which came in a little specimen jar ,to rub in the poo to catch some in the ridges and then put stick back in the specimen jar . In the instruction leaflet it said
Please note we don't need a big sample just a bit

and yes it was in bold and bigger typeface which led me to the conclusion some idiots had been trying to shove a whole turd into the little bottle which was just there to house the stick