Off Topic The Burly Arms

Fukin slanty Bollocks

 

Got a problem with cars you

Long as it goes im happy tbh

 

I’d love a 911. I’d like to have one before I’m too old to have fun in it as well.

Probs not that model, as lovely as it looks. I’d want more power.

 

Maybe it’s just me, but 911’s no longer even turn my head. For that kind of money I’d have a DB9 all day long.

 

Yeah I used to drive old **** heaps too bro

 

I've always liked the Aesthetic of an old **** heap tbh, but its a trend I think

Some people here actually buy em new and make them look way older, thats beyond me

See the odd Volkswagen with painted on adidas stripes too

 

Dunno man. 911 is a classic.

Gonna go for a spin in it after the weekend. I'll let you know how it drives.

 

Not driven one for years tbf, but they used to be tail happy & pretty uninspiring imo. Aside from the old classic Turbo, which was brutal & a widow maker. Not for me.

 

530 something bhp this one. 911 GTS.

Would probs map up nicely too.

Did I ever mention the time I mapped a 320d touring ? ....

 

Yeah mapping up a 70 bag porker, invalidating it’s warranty, that’d be bright

 

Lol yeah there is that I suppose

Might as well decat it and stick a straight pipe on too ...

 

He’s either bought it modded or he’s lying cos they’re 430hp, and will get to 60mph no quicker than my car.

Not saying I wouldn’t love that car like, they’re stunning cars, just if I was going for a Porka I’d be wanting the Turbo every time. Neck breakingly quick.

Lemme know how the drive goes.

 

Yeah might have been 430.

Will report back, unless I spin it into a ditch and he kills me.

 

Just kill him and the car’s yours bro. Tell people you went surfing together and as he was being bitten in half by a shark, he said “You can have the car bro”.

 

That might actually work.

Will report back.

 

No but it's a rap battle between a disabled spastic and a chinese transexual (i assume they were mates). Probably offend some but i thought it was hilarious. I couldnt find it on youtube though

 

Lol people stealing from our registers in work, we looked it up and it was a group of very religious Christian girls who work for us.

5 of them burst into tears in the meeting. I almost burst out laughing.

Idiots.

 

thou shall steal

11th commandment

 

Whats registers?

 

Cash registers