Off Topic The Burly Arms

In the kitchen cooking pulled pork sliders and chilli mini fries, got flex fm on number 11, some old skool gems at the mo

 

There’s videos going round bro.

 

My family acting like twats, so I've told them that and ****ed off out for a few hours.

 

I'm almost at war with my three. My sons have turned into surly little ****ers.

My eldest son not far off being old enough to be told next step is I'll shut his arrogant mouth for him!

Lockdown though, let's save the shielders!

**** the next generation, they matter not a jot.


I'm out sawing and chopping wood all day today, not even a hint of an offer to help.

 

Got the book though!

 

Buy a chainsaw ?

 

Got one, cba to start it.

Didn't use it all last year and I don't think I've any 2 stroke.

 

They've all totally pissed me off, not going home for a while or my mouth will run away. I'm really chilled but have a ridiculous short fuse if it comes to it. Already told Mrs luv to **** off.

 

My fave, 2nd only to the Bandini Quartet that I recommended to @Libby

 

Me and the Mrs are on the same side with my lot at the moment, they have all developed horrible lockdown attitudes.

I've gpt some sympathy, it's ridiculous to lock kids up who are essentially at school with each in the week anyway.
Even so, they should see it's not forever and look to do stuff withing the confines of our property instead, which doesn't just involve Xbox/tablet/phone/repeat all day.

My eldest has gone out walking the dog now, my middle one is coming for a run with me this afternoon. I'll drag the sod with me.

 

Got Lemon to the mrs and got told to **** off

 

Might start that later but got distracted by some other stuff. Either starting that or Crime and Punishment so will let you know.

 

Crime and Punishment is hard going.

 

sound like a grumpy dad

bet they can’t wait for you to Fck off back to work lol

 

"Oi lad get off Minecraft now and get ya speedos on cos ya coming out for a run wimmie"

*underbreath mumbles"

"what's that?"

"nothing dad"

 

Back to work?

Since when I have been off?

 

Would piss me right off if my dad was like that

"Get off the Xbox son, you should enjoy what I enjoy. Packet of pork scratchins for puddin?"

Ye great thanks dad

 

Love people who don't have kids commenting on things they know literally **** all about.

 

I'm with you on this one, should be able to trade the ****ers in if they're not up to scratch.

 

I've had kids and got a grandchild but I wouldn't attempt to give anyone parenting advice. There is no handbook. All I will say, so rewarding having a grandchild, you get to enjoy parenting on a different level.