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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Thought this was my **** jokes thread for a minute. Anyway in case you missed it...

    What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo ?


    A Hippo is really heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

    :)
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Hehe
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I liked it on that thread, it's so **** it's funny.

    But as Cfc points out, another species about to become extinct
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I hate that sweaty blob

    Not sure why tho

    Probably said sweat and blobness
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Could have gone in the Thrush thread. But you opted to blank it, so **** you.
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    He has his moments
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Everyone has their moments

    Hitler loved dogs, for example.
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Happy?
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Hhmm you're a dog ****ing mag ffs.
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    and I bet the dog loved him back
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Unconditional love, even Hitler was unconditionally loved by a pup
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    There you go then

    maybe the bloke was misunderstood or sumt, I dunno
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Dunno how we got onto this like
     
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    Killed himself and his dog. Like Trump says "If I'm going,you'r coming with me!"
     
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  16. Sucky

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    I do too, fukin slob
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Humans have trashed this planet. All within the last few hundred years too.

    A blink of an eye in terms of life on Earth.
     
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    I read that they are proposing to alter the Football League. I suppose this means the big clubs get richer and the clubs in the lower divisions can go suck.
    I guess they just want to politize our game. I like to follow the progress of clubs in the lower leagues.Leave the bloody thing alone!!!!!
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Surprised no one has mentioned that Smithy.
     
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  20. Sucky

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    <laugh>
     
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