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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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  2. brb

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    My bank is proper pissing me off at the mo. Think I mentioned the other day, after all these years, they are suddenly getting ****ty because I always pay off my CC, via a quick transfer from another account - I've always done it like that, for as long has I can remember. Clearly being a pandemic, they want as many people in debt as possible, because they started sending me texts at first. Well it evolved that on another recent ocassion, they had to do what's called a DD unpaid, I suspect it's a daily bank way of rectifying errors, that have probably dropped on to a bank dummy account. That's because they dragged money from an account, when the CC bill was already paid by cash transfer, so the cash wouldn't have had anywhere to go, because it was already paid, so it probably bounces it out again. So what did the fookers do, they cancelled my DD, well I assumed they cancelled it, because I certainly never. I thought good, saves me any more grief and didn't question it. So what do they do, send me an email, reminding me I don't have a DD set up for my CC...I'm like, no because you stoopid fookers cancelled it!
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Not true, i can't even get in debt<laugh>
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    there's nowt to driving an auto, stop and go.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Steer left and right occasionally
     
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  6. Number 1 Jasper

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    Longleat ?

    Havee a great time :)
     
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    And reverse .
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    The only time I've driven it before I kept ****ing hitting the brake by accident due to instinct. Sure I'll be used to it by time the day is done though.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    are we there yet?
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    That's the one mate yeah. Should be decent and little man is looking forward to it.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    not on a motorway. driving miss daisy.
     
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    And you've headbutted the steering wheel 28 times.
     
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    He will love it , hope you do as well .
     
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    he'll be fine after 10mins
     
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    His forehead should be numb after about 8 mins.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    he just has to chop his left leg off, and he'll be ok.
     
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    No need to be so extreme.

    Just needs to chop his left foot off.
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nail it to the floor.
     
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    I rented a big **** off RV last time I was in the States, everything is automatic over there. The first day I had it I kept hitting the brake pedal forgetting it didn't have a clutch and every ****ing time a ton of **** in the back like plates, cutlery and pots and pans would crash about all over the shop.

    It sounded like one of those one man bands with a drum, cymbal, guitar and harmonica rattling down the street.
     
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    I love automatics. But yeah, just remember it's not a clutch pedal otherwise you'll be head butting the windscreen.
     
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