Off Topic The Burly Arms

Rabid heat rash, cold sore and it’s 7.34 pm and still 108 f. Perhaps a few cold ones will help?

 

1st and 2nd coat done, off out to grab some bud now cos I'm down to my last 2 ziggys, hopefully it wont need a 3rd coat, I'll see when I get back.

Looks much better though

 

What you painting?

 

Garden Wall mate

 

Hope you prepared it properly.

 

Yeh i sensually stroked him around his edges and told him that although it may hurt a bit. if he really loves me then he'll just relax and don't panic if I start talking extremely aggressively.

Practically dripping by then tbh

 

Strangely you refer to the wall as Male?

 

@Spurlock who was the musician I liked when we were chatting a while back? Thought I'd saved him in my Spotify but can't find it.

 

Gary Glitter?

 

Funny. Not funny.

 

Soz, must be the beer.

 

Yh it's deffo a male inanimate object.

 

Most inanimate objects are male tbf. Other than this one girl, but that's a different story.

 

You liked this tune

 

Too late to pull that one mate, spill the beans like.

 

Thanks.

 

New to me, like it very much.

 

@Tel was going to give someone a slap today. Did it happen?

 

It was yesterday bro, I just called him and told him I’m gonna go and see him when this virus **** is all out the way. He denied everything, so I’ll give him an extra slap for calling the Mrs a liar as well.

 

Reminded me of this