Off Topic The Burly Arms

I’ve just joined Twitter

 

It was all that gay chat yday wasn't it?

 

blimey lockdown causing you to crack mate. Take a deep breath clear your mind and delete it asap or you will be lost in the world of twatters .

Just say No .

 

Im not.

Cos I smoke weed.

 

Totally agree with you

I’ve joined it with the attitude

let’s see how long I last

 

Well I was going to ask you what your username is on it

 

No fukin chance metth

 

The most depressing football flag ever made.

 

At least they didn’t add “Molested in Crewe”.

 

Looks like we are going to get a two day amnesty from prohibition on Sunday so I can restock my alcohol stash.

 

Did your cooking improve while you were sober bro?

 

Couldn’t say bruh I drink after work.

 

My new motor is by far the best handling car I’ve ever been in... ever. It’s ridiculously good in and out of corners, makes my old Cupra seem like a shopping trolley.

 

Yeah maybe one day blud.

If you make it down here we should definitely hook up on a nice cliff top spliff spot.

 

What did you get homes ?

 

Focus RS Mk3.

 

My first ringer was a focus

 

Ha badman.

You gon be doin' donuts round the trafford centre roundabouts ?

 

Indeed.

Anyone watch BBC news at 6 and at 10 last night?

It's just one long media spun ****ing moan. They need to change the tone or shut the **** up, it's boring tripping out these talking heads to whinge down the camera.

Just **** off.

Might have to switch to Sky or ITV news.