Off Topic The Burly Arms

Was that Bass on Draught. Best pint of bitter.

 

Browns haha

Good day though.

 

Never heard of it. Assumed you lived in Southampton. You local then?

 

Im sure she will let you out if you ask mate.

 

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Southampton mate, but had a date in Birmingham with a bird from Manchester.

 

We all watching Love Island?

 

That’s commitment ****ing long way for a date. Still have no idea where you went for drinks.,

 

Browns is a posh Wetherspoons. I should have gone to brew dog but was too busy chatting

 

Zero ****s given

 

Actually plenty of ****s given that should have said.

 

shaving your legs nowadays?

 

I’ve got too. I am one hairy mother ****er. It’s the Italian in me.

My dressing gown is nice tbh

 

So it turns out those earpulgs aren't that brilliant after all. I think I'm going to need to wear a swim cap along with them to keep the water out.

The only dilemma now is which colour to choose. I'm thinking gold with matching gold Speedos would make a statement. What do you lads reckon ?

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You'll look like a golden bellend.

 

Perfect

 

If the Speedos are Gold

then Gold cap bru

Ignore Stan..he’s ****in childish

 

I know man.

Gold is for winners.

 

and ****s but yeh ok bru

 

tbh bru, I don't think there's anyway I'm gon be able to style this swim cap thing out