Off Topic The Burly Arms

Just finished it, lovely film.

 

5hrs from Ston to dog ****erland.

you're optimistic mate.

 

Dressage or cross-country tomorrow? Good luck mate.

 

Tomorrow is cockle, seaweed and moss collecting day.

 

Pulled my mates mum last night. I win at life

 

Only if she is fit.

 

^^^ been watching too much pornhub

 

Lovely and cozy in my van last night. I’m at some frightfully upper class country house and gardens for this event and it’s all very convivial. There’s is a nice café here and the traders get everything massively discounted so after I’ve had a dump and brushed my teeth I’m off to have a full English and coffee before starting the day.

 

Have a top day mate.

 

^^^ been ****ing in his van.

 

Never forget to keep a pack of tissues in the van.


And don’t forget to fill up.

 

@brb taking care of his crew. Banning upstanding members of this board, like me, from threads. God forbid idle minds decide to wander, that’s all ima say.

 

What you been banned from bro ?

 

He's succumbed to the pressure without reading anything back.

 

She is

so is her daughter, who’s my mate.

 

I know Tel, god forgive me.

 

Nice mate. Is this your 2nd or last day?

 

STFU toolbox.

 

Id rather be the toolbox, than the spanner it bro.