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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Won a board competition today.

    Nearly didn't even get up, alarm went off at 6.45 and the wind was bending the trees.
    Had another 15 minutes in bed, checked again and thought **** it, will decide over a cup of tea.

    Thought **** it (again), I'm up now.

    Went out and played wizard golf. Dropped 4 over the last three holes or else would have played to 1.

    Burley, I'm sure, would appreciate this.
     
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    Chief, Aug 31, 2019
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  2. PINKIE

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    You and HIAG have been hanging out too much recently
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 31, 2019
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  3. Commachio

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    sure he's explain it better, as i ain't got a ****ing clue what ya on about.

    But he'd love this ****

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Commachio, Aug 31, 2019
  4. Commachio

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    who's been hanging out of who though?
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    <laugh>

    I took some water, a packet of biltong and a spliff
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 31, 2019
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  6. PINKIE

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    What did you win ?
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 31, 2019
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    FFS mate! <yikes>
     
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    brb, Aug 31, 2019
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  8. Skylarker

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    The tattooist of Auschwitz.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 31, 2019
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  9. Commachio

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    <laugh> this is all tying in now

    he's escaped to Whales and branding sheep.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 31, 2019
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  10. brb

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Stan

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    Stan, Aug 31, 2019
  12. Skylarker

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    It's identical to mine Luvvy <diva>
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 31, 2019
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  13. Commachio

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    I thought it was a Jew thing.

    Never thought some daft ****s would ever consider getting a ttattoo about each a club won a cup.

    That's has to be one off the saddest things i've read,
     
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    Commachio, Aug 31, 2019
  14. Stan

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    I don’t like tattoos.

    Although my ex had Mickey Mouse tattooed on her arse. That was funny.

    6 ****ing stars though.

    upload_2019-8-31_23-26-45.jpeg
     
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    Stan, Aug 31, 2019
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  15. Commachio

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    and your reasons for this are?
     
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    Commachio, Aug 31, 2019
  16. PINKIE

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    ^^^ Scouse chavs
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    He doesn't like Tattoos.
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 31, 2019
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    I just don't like them mate. I know you have tatts. It's nothing personal.
     
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    Stan, Aug 31, 2019
  20. Skylarker

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    I haven't actually got a football tattoo ffs!
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 31, 2019
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