Off Topic The Burly Arms

Cambrian & Clydach Vale they play in the league below the Welsh PL so it's a decent standard of football to watch.

 

Where's the wedding?

 

Met up with an old family friend the other day, hadn't seen him in over 20 years. It really drives home how quickly times passes when you catch up.

 

Setting off north in an hour.

Got a really nice looking pub in southern Snowdonia where well eat tonight and camp in their car park, walk the dog first. Few beers this evening.

Zip wires tomorrow, Snowdon on Tuesday.

Will catch United beating Wolves tomorrow somewhere.

Just watching the test, this could turn out to be interesting or it could fizzle out. Test match cricket for you.

 

What's the problem Jak?

 

Don't forget to fill up the passion wagon mate.

 

Got collared by the one prick from school I'd hoped to avoid till my dying day last week. Amazing how some have such s great ability to rewrite history... Funny though - said he'd heard a mutual friend had met and married a Filipino so it must have been mail order as he was a loser. This **** is married to a Colombian

 

He posts 3 times in a row, and asks @brb to sort it out, the rock hugging, dog ****ing, horse punching Mag.

 

Let alone he was asking at gone 3am in the morning UK time

 

Tbf it's your job so where the **** were ya?

 

Stupid Moss lover, he should know these days, there's only Ginge and him alive.

 

I remember some guy stopping me one day and asking how I was! Was this a by chance bromance encounter and my luck was in, although this guy clearly knew me and was an ugly fooker, so my cock stayed limp. I'm like looking at him and thinking who the fook are yer, I honestly never recognised him even a tad.

Anyway I thought let the conversation roll, maybe it will throw some light on it. As he goes on chatting he mentions a family member of mine....I think right ok, I'm narrowing this down a bit now, it's someone that knows me and a member of my family. He then mentions some names from way in the past....I'm squinting my eyes by now, looking at him, who the fook are yer bruv.

Suddenly the penny dropped, I knew this guy from 30 fooking years ago, back then he had longish, tight curly hair, now he was grey and had gone seriously bald on top, and all his acne had gone, add on 30 years I didn't really stand a chance.....anyway he recognised me, so i guess I can't have aged too badly, maybe it was the big dick sticking out my forehead that gave me away....anyway I didn't want no catch he was boring twat back then and still is now, haven't seen him since

 

Fooking sleeping, albeit i did wake at 4am

 

I didnt really expect you to do anything. I posted once and it didnt upload so pressed again and ended up with 8 versions of it. Then when I tried to edit some of them wrong ones went. Sure it will be okay after Brexit.

 

i was joking mate

 

I’ve gone to Bill’s, in Bath.

Calamari starter, followed by their sirloin steak (medium rare), with a side dish of their spinach.

And a glass of Malbec, of course.

 

How’s your alcohol free August going?

 

I’m allowing myself one glass of wine, with meals, twice a week. It aids the digestion, Stan.

But thanks for asking, mate. I know that my welfare is close to your heart.

 

I was more pointing out that you have no willpower.

 

Ah, I see.

Thanks for that.