Off Topic The Burly Arms

Ooh you kinky bastard. Didn't realise you used this site for those sort of shenanigans.

Come on bro, spill the beans, we want names

 

Well, I did model The Black Mamba (TM).

 

How far did you get it in bruv?

 

I think he's been doing enough of that, if your theory is correct.

If it's not, enjoy the Cooler, bro.

 

swipe right

 

Waking up the neighbours with this and the smell of weed

 

I'm actually happy i got this big stupid tv @PISKIE i mainly just have you tube on, but even so, the sound and the quality of picture is superb.

I ain't even watched any Fosse yet. Maybe the sight of his massive penis slamming some real hairy beaver from the 70s may scar me for life.

Plus the blinds and windows are open.

 

You could put it by the window and turn it into a porno cinema in your front garden.

Charge punters to come and see Fosse does South Shields

 

It wasn't him, Commie.

They brought in a stuntman (or a cockman, if you will) to do the actual shagging.

All Bambs did was pretend to be a plumber and carry a tool bag.

 

No, put a big tv near the window in these parts will just encourage so chavy little ****, like one can sucky to try and rob it.

 

Just walked back to the University campus from Bath city centre.

50 minutes, including 25 minutes walking up Bathwick Hill.

If you want to know how long and steep that is, ask @Skylarker and @Chief

 

Is it like those hills in San Francisco that they flattened out for you when you ran the marathon ?

 

Why are you bothering him mate, he's blown you out, he's smitten by @Chief now.

You are ditched

 

You mean flattened.

 

Depends on how he was doing you. It can't have been easy having all that bulk pummeling you.

 

Sounds like your over thinking this mate.

 

I'm listening to the Cramps mate, it's got the whole cast of not606 prem board in it.

Sure that's fosse in the dress.