Off Topic The Burly Arms

I actually think HiaG is alright, despite all the bolloxs on here.

 

Why don't you pm him instead of wasting my ****ing time bro

 

I've told you, HIAG isn't me. He's merely a character I play.

Brilliantly, too, I must say.

 

Was expecting the story to improve tbh

 

Pixie is covering for Bambs, whilst he's on holiday.

 

Sorry

 

Just saying man, you're better than that.

 

He's not, mate.

 

You're alright by me fella. Tbph I've always found anyone i've ever known through social media has been ok, I wouldn't engage with you otherwise

 

I can make up some **** if you like ?

So after I got the sack from the paper round, I thought I'd better knuckle down. So I went to Law school, became a Lawyer, married a supermodel, opened a nightclub, became a referee (where I became good friends with Martin Jol) Then I changed my name to Tyler and took up bare knuckle street fighting, and bought a mansion on the coast with no internet. I fly down there weekends in my private chopper.

 

because I want to annoy you fookers

 

Brb is hinting for a date here mate.



Must have self esteem issues

 

You plagiarising bastard!

 

wtf bro ? You trying to steal my life ?!

 

Nah its still boring, wheres the twist and the punchline, plots thin.

 

Well there is a twist.....Given all of my successes, celebrity friends, high flying lifestyle etc. You'd think I was good looking, buff and well hung.

Turns out I'm a fat **** with wonky teeth (sorry HIAG )

 

At least with Bambs, he has the decency of "accidentally" ending up with his todger rammed in some bloke's ass.

Pixie needs to up his game.

 

But still well hung, yeah?

 

I reckon i've met at least a dozen people off this site easily