Well I was hoping to sleep a bit longer but never mind, Mrs is off out for a bit then an awful family meal somehwhere later so a bit of a crap Sunday, what about your plans, you emaciated ****ing pigeon?
Been up all night cos couldn't sleep, now in kitchen cooking bacon and eggs then Gona smoke a joint & try sleep, then wake up for charity shield ****e. Maybe some gardening in between you prick faced vagina
Listening to lbc Some dumb yank talking about "his" flag sounds like comm if he had the brain to do an accent. Brainwashed flag ****s
Gimli will want you to go to relationship counselling with him ... you should have told him first ... not let him find out like this ...
Fewking boiling here .. 34 degrees ... sitting by the pool swigging ice cold Kronenbourg whilst alternating between some mild dwarf tossing and sauteing a rather large spud ... I am bad and will likely go to hell
If there’s not a second part of this story involving either verbal or ideally physical abuse then I am extremely disappointed with you.