Off Topic The Burly Arms

Mate ... I am really making the most of this ... not back to work until a week on Tuesday ..when I will again face the M1, M4, M40, M3 intersections of the damned M25 ... often takes 2 hours to drive just over 40 miles

 

Look on the bright side, though, mate.

You retire in less than a year.

 

Wide angle lens yeah?

 

What a view mate, breathtaking brick work on that wall there.

 

Do you shave your legs to make you walk faster mate?

 

Less wind resistance for all the thrusting

 

Fosse looks like a booking Seargent.

 

I didn't really get why he is holding the sunglasses when he is squinting into the sun. Unless he really is the Chinese lesbian that Spurlock called him

 

In fact I'm sure he's nicked me before

 

Stop it, bro!

Bambs is having a mare, even though he’s in France ffs!

 

Not how I see it mate he's been moisturising you guys like a finger in a fanny the last 2 weeks.

 

I did wonder why I could smell fish.

 

I'll be working the next 10 I'm afraid Quents ... divorce although many years ago now left me having to more or less start from scratch again... big positive is that my line of work means I'm not short of opportunities ...

 

the fan boys have their own 'truth' mate ... and I'm more than happy for that to continue... meantime I do quite enjoy keeping 'em chasing after me like a bunch of teenage girls on a K Pop high whilst chuckling in my preferred tipple ... they do help pass the time whilst I'm lazing around the pool for hours

 

Keep dreaming ... but you are really not my type ... even if you do come across as some fanny

 

You live your life like a Carry On movie, Bambs.

 

Eagerly anticipating what movie your life is going to be ‘lived like’ in Fosse’s reply.

 

... life is life fella ... no point whinging ... you just have to get on with it ... haven't had a day off sick since I started in my profession back in 1986 ... and that includes the quadruple heart by-pass ... my then employers very considerately made me redundant 2 weeks before the op and put me on 'gardening leave" .... god bless 'em .... is what it is ... get up, move on ... work hard ... enjoy quality time off

 

Revenge of the 50 stone Wizard.

Pretty sure that's an actual film btw.

 

Off to do some painting, Laters dickheads