Off Topic The Burly Arms

Reply to @Tel aswell or he'll get all pissy.

 

Yeah it's a tiger. I've always bragged about my lion bed covers. My lass is coming on Friday and expecting lion bed covers

Anybody got a problem with my headboard like? Just spit it out now.

 

Ask our he'll.. the **** you talking about luvvy?

 

I hope it’s a lion now, you ****er.

 

Either i'm more pissed than i thought i was, or that sentence is pure gibberish.

 

Just beat me to my edit aswell y'twat.

 

You were too slow.

 

It's a Liger so **** you all

 

Sounds like a Polish beer.

 

Don't worry mate, if she get on that bed, she is 100% a swallower.

 

It’s a Liger, mate.

**** him.


And my shame and embarrassment

 

Yeah, that's been tried and tested for months

 

Right I'm going to get an early night, pics of my Pokémon bed spread to follow.

 

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Isn't she a Jock?

Probably doesn't the difference between a Lion and a Tiger anyway.

I mean, who could make such an error?

 

When she says it’s a tiger, just say “I know I was lion”... geddit? Yeah. She’ll pounce on you and swallow the lot like there’s a cock shortage. Trust me brother.

 

Aye that's her. Not much I can say now. I love animals and I've been close up to both Lions and Tigers, of course I know the difference. Do you know when you get a glimpse of something in the shop and just jump on it and not take it in what you're buying and then get home and... Ah forget it

 

I'm gunna video call her in a bit. I'll show her and tell her Tiger's are more feminine than Lions so I went out and changed them.

 

Has anybody ever tried that Apple Sour oasis? I've never seen it before so bought it to give it a try expecting it to be rank, but it's quite nice actually.

Would buy again.