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  1. Sweats

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    Just taken the pup to the pub.. met a lovely old chocolate lab with him.. then an autistic kid called Henry came in, what a lad, you could tell him your date of birth and he would tell you what day of the week you were born and whether anyone famous was born on that day of the month. When we left he was calculating how many footsteps it was to the toilet from different benches in the beer garden.

    Why can’t @Matth_2014 be full of useful information?
     
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  2. NSIS

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    Surely the last question is dependent on how many you’ve had. Or does he make allowances in his calculations?
     
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  3. Sweats

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    I’m not sure. The scene I left was a bit like that bloke whose dog chased deer. As his dad was running around outside shouting Henry trying to find him. We passed them in the car about half a mile down the lane.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

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    Ah but Matth can tell you how many wasps in a pint glass from 100 yards away.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    What dog did you get mate ?
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Another day working down in Boro..It really is like Mordor,

    Mind it makes our depot look like a prison camp,
     
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  7. Stan

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    Just seen James Cosmo at the dump. Saw him in Argos last year. He stands out from the crowd.
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    @CFC: Champions of FFP x2

    will be jealous as **** about your post
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    The guy looks like he's built like a brick ****house on tv.
     
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  10. Stan

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    He's sporting very long hair and a massive beard at the minute. He looks like a maniac.
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    Them are his best roles
     
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  12. luvgonzo

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    His character is dead in Game of Thrones so must be something new.
     
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  13. Treble

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    Money for Nothing is a strange programme. Woman takes a plank of 2 by 4 off some random person at a recycling centre, takes it to some bloke in a barn who charges £800 to attach it to some table and chairs. She then sells the whole lot to one of her shopkeeper mates for £1000 who would never have bought it if it wasn't for a TV programme. Hey presto plank of 2 by 4 has been recycled! She goes back to the previous owner of 2 by 4 and gives him £200 profit.
     
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  14. Spurlock

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  16. PINKIE

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    <laugh> Saw that earlier. And no it wasn't me.

    I think it's funny that people whinge about Seagulls nicking food. They've been around for about 30 million years and have evolved into a very successful species. Along come humans, and in the last 100 years we start leaving scraps of food around from restaurants and cafes etc and naturally gulls move in and take advantage and people are ****ing aghast about it.

    Naive pricks.
     
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  17. Matth_2014

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    I don’t work with wasps, Grow up.
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    Why does everyone say you do then, out of interest?
     
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  19. Spurlock

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    tell him to buzz off mate
     
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  20. luvgonzo

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