Off Topic The Burly Arms

That was supposed to be racist towards the Germans, not the Chinese btw.

 

Just taken this out for a spin. My old dear has just bought a new Karoq. Very nice indeed.

 

Which is why said dinner in the first place of course.

It's a long running joke but a good un.

The run was good too!

 

Is that a machine gun attached to the back? #bond

 

Laser cannon. Optional extra

 

... and there was me thinking you'd have a Tesla and a wind turbine in your garden

 

Can't wait to get today out the way, my boy's first game tomorrow.

 

First footy game?

 

Nah first game of hide and seek mate.

 

I hope you find him or it could be a bit of a worry after a day or two.

 

I'm actually just gonna tell him we're hiding from his mother

 

I miss the kids footy loads when my oldest finished and went off to Uni I was gutted, all those years watching him play and then it's all done. Great times though and some amazing experiences.

 

I'm not on about him playing mate, taking him to the match.

I am looking forward to that too though (hopefully), watch my nephews a lot and even ran the line recently .

 

Well if you'd said that instead of your sarcastic hide and seek comment we'd be on the same page right now.

 

Yeah but where's the fun in that, I also had some time to kill before I had to get up.

 

Yeah I agree.

 

The bairn has come home with a letter from the school telling me that yesterday 5 kids went home and found a highlighter pen in their bags, when they took the tops off the highlighters it wasn't a felt tip, it was a blade. She's told me that some lad was offering people 'highlighters' today for 50p. Mental. 50p for something that could slice someones throat open. At this moment in time she's not going back until the school can assure me they're on top of it.

 

Fallen of the rails today.

Up bright and early, been shopping, even cleaned the car, and a mini service. the old banger will last for years.

I'm half tempted just to keep it, spend a bit of money, and **** all the new cars of. As it's an ancient heap of ****, but it has that Honda 2ltr Vtech sports engine, and it's a superb engine.

 

And now the detox has gone to pot. 7pm, and ive already done 8 cans ffs.

Oh well, at least i'm back to work tomorrow.

I maybe going to work down in Boro for 3 months, will find out this coming week.

 

Just opened a can after three hours of taxiing my lad around. His mum will have to pick him up from tennis.