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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The person who was due for human sacrifice is unfortunately unable to make it later.

    So any suggestions for who we can nominate to go in the basket ?

    If it gets sufficent interest we can run a poll

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    I'm off for a dinner time run.

    I think I must have been taken over by aliens or something.
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    Just listening to the news about that ****ing ****er who’s just been convicted for an acid attack on his own 3 year old son, whose arm and face was badly burned in the attack.

    Reckon this **** is going to get his own face rearranged as soon as he’s banged up.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    We can only hope so <ok>
     
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    What sort of person does that to his own son 3 year old son ?

    How the **** does that lad deal with that growing up when people ask him how he got those scars ?

    ****
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Ho adjective strong enough for that terrible act <grr>
     
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    Can anyone recommend a good quality screen protector for my Samsung galaxy S9+ please ?
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    Too kind ..... the screen is on the front by the way :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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    Looking at the time you posted that, you had several hours to prepare for your dinner time run. Probably best to only have a light lunch though <whistle>
     
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    I get a serious case of the cba’s if I have to wait around to do exercise. So I’m usually at it first thing. Unless is surfing which can be beautiful at sunset. But if somebody said we’re going for a run in 6 hours at dinner time, I’d be like ‘yeah, reckon I might just have dinner instead, thanks anyway’
     
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    Same here.

    It’s why I always go to the gym in the morning. Leave it too late and I’ve ‘found something else to do’
     
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    I'm sure you did get it, but this was my attempt at some breakfast, dinner, tea verses breakfast, lunch, dinner humour?
    Maybe it's because I've been in Germany the first half of this week. Perhaps their lack of humour has rubbed off!!!!!!
     
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    Yeah I did get it, I just didn't have the heart to tell you it was a **** joke.

    So I won't <whistle>
     
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    The German sense of humour is no laughing matter!.
     
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    Whenever somebody mentions Germans and humour it always makes me think of Monty Python's 'funniest joke in the world' sketch :)
     
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    I think the Germans are plenty funny. Ozil and mustafi make me laugh every week when they are mugging off the gooners
     
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    Or Basil Fawlty and his “I’ll cheer her up. Look, who’s this”?
     
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    You are funny ****er yeah ?
     
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    Dont go all kipper on me mate.
     
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