Off Topic The Burly Arms

You’re probably at home more than we are.

My Mrs can take it to work 2-3 times a week. I want one that I can take to the pub with us. Most of my local pubs let you take a dog in with you.

 

Picking her up on Saturday.

 

I’d be terrified I’d tread on it.

Looking at a cocker. Golden one.

 

Yeah we are going to have to be careful while she's young.

 

Got a name yet?

 

My daughter named her Myla.

 

What are you going to call her?

 

Myla.

 

Think I'm going to call her myla too

 

So he’s going to be in the park calling a little dog Myla before getting into his little car. Is he going to carry a handbag?

 

looks like a gizmo.

 

Double Kale or just the single post stuff? ... asking for a friend ...

 

Cute ...

 

Go to bed ffs..

 

Already there pipsqueak ...

 

well put your wine down, ya ****ing numbskull.

 

All done whilst watching the spuds ...

 

So 2 1/2 later, you are in bed, chatting the same ****?

 

He’s in bed drinking juice.

And if you diss him he’ll get his zimmer frame out, drive to South Wales and back and come round to your house to show your missus how to use a dildo.

 

He's weird.