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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Mate the queue was from the tills (obviously) all the way to the meat part at the back of the shop. It was absolutely horrendous.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Doing all the last minute stuff, chaos!
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'm actually sat on my arse reading the Observer. My boys are on Xbox and my daughter is colouring somewhere.

    She's out. I feel uncomfortable, like this situation isn't right. Should I be doing something?

    I feel it's a test, there will be something I should have done by the time she gets back. No idea what It is though!
     
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  4. Tobes

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    There was a queue of trolleys waiting to get in.

    It didn’t get any better.

    It was like a Leave means Leave rally in there. Wall to wall gammon.
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Done **** all, all day and don't plan to do much tomorrow either.
     
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  6. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Have left my bed once today which was to collect my food delivery from the door. The delivery guy was handing me my food when his ped fell over and smashed on the floor. Wing mirror ****ed all the **** in the storage bit under the seat spilled on the pavement. I was far too hungover to do anything but lol and shut the door in his face. Merry Christmas.
     
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  7. Tobes

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    The amount of graft you put in, you deserve a couple of days doing **** all.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Cheers mate, been an epic week, now i will just chill the **** out.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What you got lined up Comm, you having a Christmas **** or just leaving it this year?
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Several mate, got a list of little asian sluts willing to get their kit... I'll probably be more knackered by the time boxing day comes around
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Good man. **** your way through the Grattan catalogue then sit in your own misery until the football comes on. That’s my perfect Christmas.
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Up way to early.
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I was up over 2 hours ago for work :)
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    **** nights sleep, been wide awake since 6, just kept putting of getting up.
     
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Always happens on days off mate.

    Should have drank more.
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Wouldn't have made much difference mate.. I had 8 cans, then a chinkys, then a jam sponge and half a vienetta before bed.
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    You must have the most disgusting ****s in the world.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Having a festive Christmas Eve infusion!

    The needle is in, should be sorted in an hour.

    Town then, quick visit to the bank and then Game, then Tesco <yikes> .

    Pub for dinner, nice bit of grub and a couple to ales. Probably have fish, they do a lovely freshly caught Bass.
     
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  20. Stan

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    Needle?

    Hungover. Going to the pub for lunch.

    My lot over for drinks this evening. I’ll
    be busy “hosting” (hiding) while the two factions scowl at each other.

    Ho ho ho.
     
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