Off Topic The Burly Arms

WIAB is a pen pusher. I don't think his small soft sweaty hands would cope with a man's work.

 

Wizard
Is
A
Bell end

?

 

Welcher Is A Blob iirc.

 

Or you found that Commachio has broken all your drinks bottles.

 

dont matter, they'll be empty by then

 

The joys of changing bed sheets at 6am

 

Still wetting the bed?

There are things you can wear at night mate. They'd really help in situations like this

 

Nah my lad has being going without for past week or so and this is his first accident so can't complain too much bless him.

Now led in bed talking Father Christmas and watching Blaze and the monster machine.

 

Sorry mate. I got foot in mouth syndrome again!

 

How are you getting on anyway mate, lookin forward to Christmas?

 

A little better mate and yes, really looking forward to Christmas.

We've booked a big boathouse from tomorrow to Thursday for us and all the family. So we'll be piling the car full of food and booze and presents and heading off to the Peak District up the M1 in the morning.

 

Sounds brilliant mate enjoy, you deserve it

 

Just finished breakfast so time for a couple of whisky and sodas. Then off to the beach. Found a good curry house with live football, you have to love Africa, you wouldn't find a big screen in a curry house in the UK, so all set for Everton v Spurs. COYS!!!

 

Cheers mate. You have an awesome Christmas too.

 

Doing my Christmas shopping..

 

She’s inflicting Marks and Spencer’s on me. It’s non negotiable.

Wish me luck.

 

Tried to play golf earlier. ****ing sea mist closed the course!
For actual **** sake.

I'm now stuck in the house scared to move or touch anything as it's 'ready'.

Too early to drink and beer, already feel I've had enough and it's not even Christmas Eve.
Will be having some later though for sure.

Think I'll watch Top Gun.

 

Did it yesterday. Chaos.

 

I’ve just been to Costco FFS

FFS

FOR **** SAKE

 

That must’ve been hellish. It’s a war zone at the best of times.