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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Rachel Riley still on it ?
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    My nipper had his first ever one today... missed it cos his Mother didn't bother telling me until yesterday <doh>

    Beyond fuming.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Gutted for you mate.

    I missed my little un’s today, but on account of what’s happening with my folks.
     
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  4. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Oh bollocks mate, that's crap. My mum is a dementia sufferer and on her bad days, I'm exhausted just spending a few hours with her
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Yeah it’s hard work fella eh ? I’ve got carers coming in morning and evening to help him get washed and dressed, then to get him to bed at night. But I’m basically on 24/7 care for him atm.
     
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  6. Sweats

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    Sorry to hear this dude, can they not get carers to pop in during the day or does he need supervision?
     
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  7. NSIS

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    My ex mother in law had it. You never know what they’ll do, that’s the problem.

    Amongst all sorts of other craziness, she’d get up in the middle of the night, get dressed and ‘go shopping’

    Luckily we found out and had to lock her in her room.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah he needs 24 hour care. I can leave him for 15 mins max to go up the shops. I’ll speak to the social worker when I find out from the hospital about my mum and take it from there regarding the long term.
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    All the best mate
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Just chomped down two 13" pizzas, one mega meatfeast, one bbq chicken, 6 bbq wings, garlic bread and Pepsi. (ain't eaten for two days due to constant throwing up)

    Just about rolled a spliff took 5 puffs & seriously cannot move right now <wah>
     
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  11. NSIS

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    It’s the bbq wings. You’ve overdone it...<ok>
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    Bitches
     
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  13. Tobes

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    Sorry to hear that about your Mum mate.
     
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  14. JakartaToon

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    Messed up here
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Is it to late for funniest post of the year?
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    you **** yourself again?
     
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  17. JakartaToon

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    Did you put a lock on the shed door Piskie?
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    Very enlightened to allow a Muslim child to take part in a nativity play.

    Did you get him to shout out "You do realise he is just a Prophet not the Messiah" at the moment of birth.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Gotta hate the ****s who want the train windows open.
     
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    [QUOTE="JakartaToon, post: 12368990, member: 1028334]

    Did you get him to shout out "He is not the Messiah" He’s just a very naughty boy”.[/QUOTE]


    FTFY
     
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