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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    See when discussing fat girls, the chubby chasers immediately assume that anybody who is opposed to porking a whale, is automatically attracted to girls who have the composition of a praying mantis.

    I think it goes without saying that very few people want to shag anything that resides at either side of the weight slider.

    Preferably, for me, I like my girls to look tight and healthy and if they have natural shape then great, but I don't want any of that excess flappy **** going on. I don't want double egg and chips for dinner, nor do I want to share a sesame seed with her for dinner either.

    I don't need front bums in my life, I hope natural selection identifies and deals with this pandemic.

    I feel like we need a thread with pictures now.
     
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  2. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Me too!

    The last thing I want when shagging is the feeling that I might be starting a tidal wave!...

    Puts me off me stroke!...
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    For some reason I misread that twice in a row as "Stoke".

    I was about to ask if all the girls in Stoke are fat now
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yes.

    The rise of the kebab shop and binge drinking has took hold.
     
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  5. Even then, I think you are being overly generous, Tel.

    What's wrong with salad and fizzy water?
     
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  6. Not all photos, Milky.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Anyone watching Dortmund vs Monaco?

    Monaco tearing **** up. Look very good, fast as anything.Mbappe looks red hot.
     
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  8. Dortmund probably are not going to be at their best, tbf.
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    im saving myself for the Lesta game...

    whats the score?
     
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  10. Dortmund 1 v 2 Monaco
     
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  11. Nope, make that 1-3.
     
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  12. What a game!
     
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  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Watching Masterchef
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

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    Enjoying Sonkran, the worlds biggest water festival.
     
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  15. seabreeze

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    Hard to believe category : Manchester United are unbeaten in their last 21 Premier League games and still need to get 10 points from their final 8 games to do better than their terrible last season
     
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  16. Stan

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    Not hard to believe if you've watched the shambolic play in and around the opposition's box!
     
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  17. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Today I will be doing absolutely nothing apart from a wander to our favourite watering hole at about 12.
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Having my first ale having just set up the motorhome in the Cotswolds.

    Shame it's ****ing freezing.
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

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    Have a rum.
     
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