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  1. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    One of them now has moved onto codeine. Got prescribed them as he ****ed his knee up and now loves them. Pops a couple whilst on the sofa "resting" his knee then downs a bottle of red wine and just lies there conked out loving life while his mrs does everything for him because he is in so much "pain".

    I need new mates
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    They'll end up on smack.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just read that Chelsea's new manager smokes 80 ***s a day. <laugh>
     
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  4. NSIS

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    I was always happy with the mellow feeling hashish used to give me. Just completely chilled out. Coke never did much for me. Used dexxies to keep wake for gigs when we’d been burning the candle both ends.

    Tried heroin ( smoked it) Now that I could see the attraction of, you feel ****ing fantastic. Which is why I never touched it again!
     
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  5. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Just trying to get my head around the fact I have been told by the specialist at the hospital , that I have to give up Drinking for life .

    I have a blood disorder ( not denying I drink a lot ) and the 2 combined mean that I have to stop or risk Liver damage .

    Oh well . TLL I will be joining you , but for longer !
     
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  6. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Bummer mate. I’ve been off it for over 4 months now, but a lifetime!? <yikes>
     
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    NSIS, Aug 13, 2018
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  7. Number 1 Jasper

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    Must admit . Feels strange .

    Then she says what ever you do , don't stop right away , slowly reduce over 3 to 4 weeks , because you may suffer withdrawal symptoms .

    WTF <doh>


    No More Blue Nun , Liebfraumilch , Diamond white , special brew <wah>


    Still , better to find out sooner , rather than later .
     
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  8. BobbyD

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    its okay mate, everyone else just goes onto weed instead.

    i'm sure you'll manage without it!. Maybe with all that money you will save you can go on holiday more!
     
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    BobbyD, Aug 13, 2018
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Why the avatar change ?
     
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  10. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    your mate @The Liebherr Legacy gave me this because your team was too ****
     
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  11. Number 1 Jasper

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    You are a Chelsea fan though aren't you ?
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Sorry to hear that mate but best to take the advice as hard as it may be.

    One day at a time <ok>
     
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  13. BobbyD

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    Yes I am. That's why he gave me a pic of john Terry crying after his pen miss

    Long story short Libby said you guys were **** last season and would be relegated .I said nah and we bet our avatars. I thought that soton would finish above 14th.

    You guys were **** so I lost. Check out @Skylarker signature. That was his forfeit punishment
     
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  14. Tdot

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    When I see your avatar, I hear Van Halen’s ‘Jamie’s Cryin’ in my head, with “Jamie” replaced by “Terry”.
     
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    Indeed mate Indeed .

    It's not all down to drink , not by a long chalk .

    Fair to say I am unlucky , but at least I know :)
     
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Thats it mate, gotta try and look at it with the right mentality.
     
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    Does Petrol or Methylated spirits count as Alcohol ?

    I could pretend to be a Farmer and get Surgical spirit …

    Just throwing these out there <whistle>
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Having a zoot

     
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