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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You don't want to piss off anyone in charge of payroll. Anyone else... Sure.
     
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  2. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    With a Mrs and three kids in tow, sadly not.

    I can but glance. (i'll leer in my head)
     
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    Cant stand those that are working class but middle class in their own head.

    I love playing them and hurting their feelings.
     
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  4. Yeah, I know the feeling, brother!

    My ratting days were snuffed out, too, for exactly the same reason. It can be a real bastard this time of year, especially if you live near the beach.
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Your cousins don't like strangers then?
     
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  6. Listen, Milky, I've got a couple of cousins who'd having you tugging at your hood on sight, mate!
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I do as it goes.

    Where I go there is an abundance of skirt and it's mostly of a young age.

    I used to wear classic Ray Ban aviators all the time but now have a choice of Oakleys as well. My eyes can't be seen!
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. <laugh>
    I'm the same, but where my eyes go, my erect knob generally follows, so my cover gets blown (forgive the pun) every time!
     
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  10. It's for their own good, Tel.
     
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    Pics?
     
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    My Aviators were my very first fathers day present, nearly eleven years ago.

    Was on holiday last year and she asked why I don't wear them as much any more. I managed to blag off some story about the lenses not being as good in that type of light and that the Oakleys were more robust for on the beach.

    That's it, yeah.
     
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  13. Nah. The restraining order says I have to stop all that nonsense.
     
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  14. <laugh>
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I drop money next to beach loungers, with my GoPro strapped to my head.
     
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    Sorry sweetheart, you can have the Tuna on wholemeal sub, but you're gonna have to put the custard slice back, you're too fat.

    Aaaaand let's swap that Coke for a Coke Zero shall we?
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Isn't that rather heavy with such a little willy?
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

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    What I find odd is, when I was a teenager I always used to get hit on by women in their 30's and 40's (which was fine with me... I've always thought women reached peak attractiveness in early 30's. Dated a few older women in my youth).

    Now I'm on the slidey side of my 30's the women that tend to flirt with me tend to be way too young... Teens or early 20's. It's flattering but I wouldn't be interested even if single.


    Going back to fat chick discussion a page or two back. I like a woman with curves in the right places. I can tolerate a few in the wrong places as long as she makes up for it with a few in the right place.

    I'd rather look at a slightly overweight woman who has nice curves than a perfect weight woman who has none.

    I don't mind a girl slightly on the chubby side if she has the right attributes too. I'd take chubby over a boyish stick figure.
     
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    Your cousins have a restraining order prohibiting you from taking photos of them?
     
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    I can't stand stick thin women.

    Love some curves and a big onion booty.
     
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