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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tdot

    Tdot Well-Known Member

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    How to live with a huge penis-

    Page 1- show it to women
    Page2- there is no page 2
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    It’ll depend on your company’s disciplinary policy whether you can take it any higher. The policy will be detailed in the company handbook.

    However, personally I’ve never seen a discip policy that allows for more than one appeal. Therefore your Union rep is probably correct imo.

    Poor that he was so unprepared though.
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    When you come home from a night shift and you've got a pissing great leak coming from the toilet.

    ****ing ****.
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Turdtastic
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    ***Floater Alert***
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>

    Reading that back I feel I should clarify that it's the pipes rather than the toilet itself...
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Wellies, great <ok>
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You need to aim for the bowl mate <ok>
     
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  9. Saintmagic

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    Have to explain to last nights girl what happened to her shoe
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Just hide the other one.

    Had a nutty ex who used to hide my kicks so i couldnt go out. #bitchezbecray
     
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  11. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Yes Tobes , I think you are correct .

    Oh well just wait for the decision , and if my appeal is rejected , at least I tried , and all the witnesses who saw the state I was in , know how poorly I was .
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Are we to assume it will be a different girl tonight , and it was a different girl the night before ?
     
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  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Reverend Owen?
     
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  14. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Not arsed about the football today. Once you're out, ya out. Lying in the garden getting baked enjoying the sun. Watching the dogs fight. Skye has a really good ground game tbf

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  15. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    :biggrin:
     
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  16. Saintmagic

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    Nah, I’m not going out tonight
     
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  17. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    They're back on now.

    Whatever they play, one or two sets, will piss all over the women final that follows.

    But yeah, the women should get the same prize money. Cos they're women, like.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    It's tight...I'm rooting for Nadal to level it up
     
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  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    and he breaks Djokovic's serve with a top rally

    5-3 Nadal
     
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