The BrokeN Heart Thread

There is actually a condition known as clitodent, where the fanny has teeth up it. Steer clear of those ****ers

 

You seen the film 'teeth'? Highly recommended if not

 

If i recall the myth correctly.

In the beginning women didn't have badgers... except for the four daughters of kicking monster. (Known to some Indians as RHC perhaps)

As you can expect many men would seek out these girls. Kicking monster would kick the men to his daughters... who would surprise the men because their beavers had teeth that would devour the men.

Many men lost their life this way. One day a man (forget name... we can call him Zingy) came to pursue the daughters... en route he encountered an old woman (forget her name too... we can call her foredeckdanielle)... she gave Zingy some sour berries to feed to the girls pussies.

When kicking monster kicked the hero of our myth to his girls he fed their fannies the berries... and they were so sour they puckered and all the teeth fell out.

From that day on men could go shagging in peace without worry of being eaten and killed by badger.




No, I didn't make it up... changed the names and probably remember a few details wrong... but that is an actual Apache myth.

/your culture for the day.

 

Strange ****ers, those native Americans (note PC there ). A lot to be said for that peace pipe

 

Strange is a matter of perspective I suppose. In Christianity God and Jesus considered part of same being... so God gets his own mother pregnant in order that he can be born a human.

... and the followers symbolically eat the body of their god and ritualisticly drink his blood.

One religion has god splitting himself in two... one part being male the other female. The male part rapes the female... she changes species yo avoid the rape... so he changes as well and rapes her again... and so on through all species until he has raped her as all animals... and she has offspring in all these forms.

Mass bestiality rape-fest is how the world began.

 

It's become strangely educational this board over the past week

Good story Milk

 

They do take a lot of peyote, this should be remembered.

 

and they had quality names. Sitting duck, running rabbit,etc.

 

I was broken-hearted when I found a ginger pube on my blowup doll.

Bitch!

 

Your blow up doll is John Arne Riise? Or Riise left his pube on your doll?

 

Sounds like Saturday night.

 

I don't date them unless their beard is a fiery as mine.

Lookin at your daughters RHC, and possibly Zingys GF

 

I went to an all boys school..

 

Got to laugh at Mr. Touchy-feely RHC, expecting a bunch of kopites to all breakdown and blub about the one that got away.

Is it your time of the month RHC? and you're feeling all emotional?
RED "HARDON" COLLIDER IS A BIG JESSIE

 

My Mrs looks just like you.

#Tightandright

Wish you can do hidden messages on the phone.

 

RHC won't notice that Noble

 

The best RHC insults always come at the weekend when he is not on.

 

Yeah... I know.


I'm on my phone posting this now you lesbian rat rancher.

No idea what that means... just first phrase that popped into my head.


ass bandit

 

You can, just have to do it manually (or copy and paste)

 

Is that with the app?