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The Bristol City/Bristol Rovers Official Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Natchrawldry, Sep 21, 2011.

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  1. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

    And what league will you Teds be in when your rubbish dump is eventually completed?

    Dan Dare's Intergalactic League? The League of Hopeless Dolts? The Lansdown Memorial League?
     
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    Bluebaldee, Apr 24, 2012
  2. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    It's only a simple question,don't be so angry.....
     
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    wizered, Apr 24, 2012
  3. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    well the first law in football is city have to be higher than rovers.
     
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    Lan Logger, Apr 24, 2012
  4. Sapphire

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    To do that you will have to raise the level of the playing surface. One things for sure at least Rovers will own their own stadium. The leases in both cases will be held by others. SL will want his money back, having lost shedloads when the planning excluded the private housing.
     
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    Sapphire, Apr 24, 2012
  5. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Gashead is walking out of the Minimal stadium after a hard fought two nil defeat against the mighty Macclesfield, when he kicks what he thinks is a tin can. Suddenly a genie appears. "I grant you two wishes" says the genie. Gashead is startled but replies "I'd like peace on earth and no child to ever suffer again" The genie grins "I'm a genie not God, go with something more realistic, what would you really like?" Gashead replies immediately "our new stadium to be built and to be above City in the league" oh **** it says the genie, I'll go with the world peace option.
     
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    wizered, Apr 24, 2012
  6. Sapphire

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    City fan walking down City Road with his todger in his hand.
    Policeman "What the devil are you doing"
    City Boy " Ise gotta slipped disc"
    Policeman " You dont get a slipped disc there"
    City Boy " Well Ise just gotta slip diss somewhere!!!"
     
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    Sapphire, Apr 24, 2012
  7. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Q: What do Haemhorroids and "gashead " Fans have in common?

    A: They're both a complete pain in the arse and never seem to go away completely
     
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    wizered, Apr 25, 2012
  8. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    There is nothing like Natch's original....
     
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    wizered, Oct 30, 2012
  9. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    chyeaah
     
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    Shinycitylad7, Oct 30, 2012
  10. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Wondered where this thread went <ok> sticky it Wiz then we can ensure all banter stays here..... :bandit:
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Oct 30, 2012

  11. wizered

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    A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic rubbish bags, one in each hand.

    There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a £20 note flies out of it onto the pavement.

    Noticing this, a policeman stops her.

    "Ma'am, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag..."

    "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"

    "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"

    "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the car park of the minimal stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I say: £20 or off it comes!' "

    "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's in the other bag?"

    "Well", says the little old lady, "Not all "gasheads" pay."
     
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    wizered, Oct 30, 2012
  12. Lan Logger

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    this thread seems to go, come back and go..

    welcome back, for the time being
     
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    Lan Logger, Oct 30, 2012
  13. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Let's keep it here and **** the "gasheads" right up.....
     
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    wizered, Oct 30, 2012
  14. RedorDead

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    LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN....... A school teacher asks her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by him before. She decided there was no way he
    could damage the word 'fascinate', Johnny says, 'My aunt Emma has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.
     
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  15. RedorDead

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    I wont ta sturt a Geoff Bradford Apprusheation. He was class watching Pissy Chrissy getting worried and then CJS accusing Chris of multiple accounts ;)
     
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    RedorDead, Nov 1, 2012
  16. Lan Logger

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    cjs accusing someone of multiple accounts?? Brilliant <laugh> thats like a gashead accusing someone of being delusional :)
     
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    Lan Logger, Nov 1, 2012
  17. Nicky Biggs

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    The land will be leased Mr Wizened but Bristol Rovers 1883 Ltd will own the stadium outright.

    I have stated previously that we expect to be in the Championship for the start of the 2015/2016 season.

    My track record so far is impeachable and I don't intend to get caught with my pants down over this one !
     
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    Nicky Biggs, Nov 2, 2012
  18. Lan Logger

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    <whistle>. just don't ask chris gashud or cjs on predictions, last time that happened rovers got relegated and we stayed up.
     
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    Lan Logger, Nov 2, 2012
  19. thephatone

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    City or Rover's
    the choice was made
    the day my dad got lucky
    the day he got laid
    he made me a red
    to follow the boy's
    to come to the gate
    to make lots of noise.
    To be a gas head
    must be a painfull way
    crap ground crap team
    (see no mention of gay)
    To follow blindly
    to pray for a win
    is that why blue and white
    quarters are found in a bin.
    A city fan from
    the day i was born
    the red and white
    will always be worn.
    Onwards and upwards
    that is our cry
    I'll follow city
    Till the day i die.!
     
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    thephatone, Nov 2, 2012
  20. Chris-Gashead

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    That was quite good for a ted <ok>
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Nov 2, 2012
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