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The Bristol City/Bristol Rovers Official Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Natchrawldry, Sep 21, 2011.

  1. DannyBangsAlot

    DannyBangsAlot New Member

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    I'm off gents you can chat about cocks and have your wildest wet dreams about me and shiny if you want <ok>
     
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  2. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    who shoots 1st spunky <laugh>
     
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  3. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    dont get all angry and aggressive <laugh>
     
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  4. DannyBangsAlot

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    Nothing wrong with a lads holiday, only because you don't have any mates <ok>

    Your wife likes it when I keep in shape make the sex with her all the much better.
     
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  5. DannyBangsAlot

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    Me over your bed pillow ;)
     
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  6. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    mate your welcome to her. you do know this is her right....

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    you have her as i got myself a milf - your mum :)
     
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  7. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    I feel slightly ill.
     
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  8. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    <laugh> spare a thought for young spunky admitting he shags her <laugh>
     
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  9. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    make sure you both dont forget to pack your rifles mind <laugh>

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  10. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    chris-gasheads image page has some good looking birds in it but also a few worrying pics too. not as bad a spunky though. chris has the gay pirate pic though so he is the official gay pirate <laugh>
     
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  11. RedorDead

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    **** me you still talking about gays?
    Fancy your Mrs cheating on you CJS with spunky Russ and Shiny watching out for him to give him a lift home, that's embarrassing.
     
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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Dear god i wake up to this <laugh>
     
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  13. MassiveAttack

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  14. RedorDead

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    Now that Bluebaldee has announced that his other passion is skiing, resulting in him and banksy sharing a mutual respect to each other.
    On a serious note away from football what is your passion?
     
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    Doggin with AJ
     
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  16. DannyBangsAlot

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    Hardcore porn with the not606 members wife's,girlfriends, sisters and mothers not had one complaint of any of them yet <ok> mind you it wasn't hard to beat the competition.
     
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  17. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    going to sound sad but my family. i love my kids to bits so spending time with them is my passion. they come 1st before football. but away from family stuff and football, my passion would be snooker. love it. i find it peaceful and relaxing.
     
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  18. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    you are right. my wife didnt get chance to complain about you spunky as you finished before she could say "is it in yet" :)
     
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  19. RedorDead

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    Cheers mate, not a snooker fan but agree 100% regarding the family statement.
     
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  20. RedorDead

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    Is it who's shagging my sister from behind?
     
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