The Bristol City/Bristol Rovers Official Banter Thread

all mothers mmmmm MILFS, 10 in town

 

no u can walk to callums why would i take you there

 

Cuz you're his bitch and you will do what he says

 

yeah taxi driver named shiny

 

Because your dropping him home anyway? can't make the poor **** walk.

 

To be fair you'd get ****in mugged in Southmead/ Lawrence Weston

 

what your going back to his after soccer am, be like 3 o clock

 

or me and chris come around banging on your door the backdoor

 

not again

 

and hartcliffe and divywood

 

Nothing wrong with that

talk to you tomorrow about it.

They'll all get jealous that were going soccer am other wise

 

oops that looks interesting lol

 

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yeahhhhhh your all jealous na na na na naaaaa

 

You wearing your city shirt Spunky?

 

be funny seeing someone wrapped up in **** stained toilet paper

 

Kinda it's a red t-shirt with **** spread across my right nipple.

 

Shiny?

 

yeah. why are you wearing one too

 

Chris said you wear one too in his bed which turns him on