Up here in Scotland, they do a pizza crunch, which is one of those cheap wholesale pizzas in a plastic wrapper (obviously wrapper removed), dipped in batter and deep fried. Also fantastic in a butty!
Now this is a breakfast, delivered for 15 quid. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4865198/Is-Britain-s-BIGGEST-breakfast.html please log in to view this image
I'd have picked up on all the bread being ****ed & useless for butties as it's been cut in half & diagonally.
Just remembered I should have been at work by 7am for stock take. Embarrassing... **** it, I'll go get a Brekkie