Holiday booked before the no grog rule.... Not fecking wasting the spend..... The bloodtest on the monday i get back mght take some explaining to the quack.
Don't forget to go along to the claims lawyers as soon as you get back, gippy tummy pays £3k, apparently
The resort bar men plied me with liquor even though I was already drunk as a skunk, so the resort is liable. Must be worth £5k