There is a bloke in first class wants to warm his cold hands on ur warm buttocks.... See to it. For the tannoy announcement: "The next station is Waterlooville... Take your luggage with you when leaving the train... Mind the gap and thank you for travelling with southwest trains"...
Did the trolley dolly bring you tea? Mind the gap between the train and platform when alighting. Have you and Matt booked an afternoon in a Travelodge? #arthurandmartha
Just say sorry for the economic crisis you have helped cause and we can move on till the next bit of bad news. There was always a risk of you catching idiocy when you were talking to Mike. I didn't expect it to be terminal though.
An entire day of Brexit induced economic misery... But you as one of the saner ones knew that was going to happen really...
At least chesh don't need rails to get him to the right place. Yellow light indication = prepare to stop at next signal. Please stand clear of the closing doors.... this train is not ready to depart. 1 dead mans handle, 1 throttle, 2 brakes and a horn. How difficult can it be?
