I think someone should put you forward to the Vatican for Canonisation - St Norman of Harrogate has a certain ring to it. What's that Holy Father? Of course, how stupid of me. When it comes to nominations, Glory's exempt.
See there you go..... Fecking paddies always bringing Fecking religion into it! The bible and the Koran should both be found in the fiction sections of libraries and bookshops or better still banned altogether. This would be a nomination I would refuse.
