Just had the kids knocking on the door trick or ****in treating, thought I'd do the healthy option and give the little scrounging bastards fruit instead of chocolate and **** like that, well, I gave these four kids bananas and the ungrateful ****s called me a racist bastard , apparently they were black and took offence, I didn't know, they all look the ****ing same to me, ..... in their scary halloween masks I mean