The Bootroom: Is appointing from within a poisoned chalice?

Who reckons a midget could run faster with a rocket strapped to his back? I reckon it'd actually speed him up.

 

Midgets are addicted to ketamine. Well known fact that is.

 

Dwarfs are addicted to Disco Biscuits and Speed.

If they don't have some each day, they become Newts.

 

And horse tranquillisers.

 

Explain sleepy then? If the dwarfs are up to the hilt on Class A's?

There's holes in your story Yonner

 

I'm addicted to Charlie Sheen.

It's like Heroin, but injected into a passer by's eye lid/ball with an AIDS infected needle. You lick the needle afterwards and it's a ****ing great high.

 

Sleepy use to do Speed, Coke and Eccies with Bez the nineties, he's on a massive come Down.