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The Bootroom: Is appointing from within a poisoned chalice?

Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by The Exiled Robin, Oct 3, 2011.

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    Who reckons a midget could run faster with a rocket strapped to his back? I reckon it'd actually speed him up.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Midgets are addicted to ketamine. Well known fact that is. <ok>
     
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    Dwarfs are addicted to Disco Biscuits and Speed.

    If they don't have some each day, they become Newts.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And horse tranquillisers.
     
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    Explain sleepy then? If the dwarfs are up to the hilt on Class A's?

    There's holes in your story Yonner <laugh>
     
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    I'm addicted to Charlie Sheen.

    It's like Heroin, but injected into a passer by's eye lid/ball with an AIDS infected needle. You lick the needle afterwards and it's a ****ing great high.
     
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    Sleepy use to do Speed, Coke and Eccies with Bez the nineties, he's on a massive come Down.
     
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