1. BRS will finally release his book of poetry and win the Pulitzer Prize. The forward will be written by Shola Ameobi, because he was the inspiration for much of the poetry and allegedly he's a forward. Sadly a fatwah will be issued due to his expressed love of Satan's cock and we will lose his input to the board as he goes into hiding. The board will never be the same again.
2. Mr Tiote will claim that the BRS Fatwah story was a conspiracy and that actually he has either been sold by Mike Ashley to the Arsenal board or been abducted by aliens. Many of us will struggle to see the difference between those two options.
3. Rolando will announce that he is marrying Lee Charnley in October, having finally accepted that his hatred only masked his true feelings hidden deep within his subconcious.
4. JPF will be on the news!
5. Hacky will finally be exposed as Alan Pardew.
6. Trev will have a nervous breakdown trying to protect his family from JPF. The mystics weren't clear whether or not this was connected to point 4.
7. In December we will finally learn the final positions for last season's PEEHS game and wish we had started another one in August.