Once that you've decided on a killing First you make a stone of your heart And if you find that your hands are still willing Then you can turn a murder into art There really isn't any need for bloodshed You just do it with a little more finesse If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee Then it avoids an awful lot of mess It's murder by numbers, one, two, three It's as easy to learn as your ABC Murder by numbers, one, two, three It's as easy to learn as your ABC Now if you have a taste for this experience And you're flushed with your very first success Then you must try a twosome or a threesome And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less Because murder is like anything you take to It's a habit-forming need for more and more You can bump off every member of your family And anybody else you find a bore Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three It's as easy to learn as your ABC Murder by numbers, one, two, three It's as easy to learn as your ABC Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious In history's great dark hall of fame All our greatest killers were industrious At least the ones that we all know by name But you can reach the top of your profession If you become the leader of the land For murder is the sport of the elected And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three It's as easy to learn as your ABC Murder by numbers, one, two, three It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
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morrisey is another ****er I dont see the fuss TBH. Its shoite music ****ing Tina Turner is better than these lot I suppose you like it coz you fancy the lead singers? John lennon was also shoite. that imagine song being chosen as one of the songs of the century was a travesty Mr Blobby was better than that
I thonk he was calling you bengali myself Its the kids kidnapped from bangladesh that end up being camel jockeys
seriously sam the smiths? the beatles? I think its a bit like the Pele being the best footballer ever. There were better in the teams he was in, yet nostalgia makes us think he was the best because we get told it every day I seem to remember the whole oasis and damien albarn hype. Now oasis are shoite but albarn???? fooking park life??????
maybe its the whole build up thing? I dont know. I hate seeing movies that are built up to be brilliant as maybe I expect more But I honestly dont see the fuss about the beatles. My father in law and mrs are/were huge beatles fans and I have this row with them too
